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Yet Another Captured Deep State Zoom Conference Transcript Revealed! (IV)
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Participants:
Dr. Rajiv J. Shah, President, The Rockefeller Foundation
Alexandre de Rothschild, Executive Chairman of Rothschild & Company
François Pauly, Chief Executive Officer of Edmond de Rothschild Holding SA
Charles, Prince of Wales, heir apparent to the British throne, Duke of Cornwall and Duke of Rothesay
Mortimer J. Buckley, chairman and chief executive officer of Vanguard Group
Laurence (Larry) Douglas Fink, chairman and chief executive officer of BlackRock
Lochiel Crafter, Executive Vice President and Head of the Global Institutional Group of State Street Global Advisors
Klaus Martin Schwab, executive chairman of the World Economic Forum
Bill Gates, Co-chair and Trustee of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
George Soros, international financier and founder and head of the Open Society Foundations
Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States
Transcript: (Language Warning)
Shah: Thanks for everyone coming on the call today with your busy schedules. I know that it is not easy for any one of us when we are bringing the entire population of the world under precise control while eliminating those that are not only non-essential, but actually a drag on the planet’s progress.
Schwab: Always a pleasure, Shah. I want to…
Shah: Shut up Klaus!! Only speak when you are spoken to, you little kraut prick! I thought that we had this understood, Klaus.
Schwab: Of course, but…
Shah: Quiet!!
Schwab: (unintelligible…sounds like a whimper)
Shah: Now, we have important business that needs immediate serious attention.
Charles, Prince of Wales: Yeah, Mum is so totally #ucking angry she personally shot one of my hunting dogs…told me that I’m next.
Shah: Yeah, OK, whatever. Now, we got a great start with our Rockefeller Lockstep Plan back in 2010 and everybody just loves the PLANDEMIC!!!
(general laughter ensues)
Shah: We got great cooperation from Xi [Jinping] and what a great job by #ucking Fauci…is there anybody better than #ucking Fauci?
(general grunts of agreement are heard)
Shah: We took down the western world just like the plan said we could, with fear. What a bunch of #ucking pussies…Johnson, Macron, Merkel, of course the chief pussy, Joseph R. Biden, Trudeau, what’s that joker in Australia…I can never remember his name…
Schwab: Morriso…
Shah: #ucking shut up!!!
Schwab: (unintelligible)
Shah: Oh my god. Anyway, who would have thunk it? Who ever thought that we could make up a story about a new virus, never actually prove that the new virus actually exists, screw with the media so they mis-report that the virus is going to kill everybody, put out a test for the virus that always says that everybody has it, get all the doctors and hospitals in on the act so that they kill anybody who shows up at their front door with euthanasia drugs and ventilators, and voila, an entire society so paralyzed with fear that our politicians can order them around better than our good old buddy Adolf Hitler! Are you kidding me, Adolf is spinning in his #ucking grave he’s so jealous!!
Soros: Can you believe those suckers…the funniest thing is what they are doing in America…can you believe this, when you walk into a restaurant you have to have your mask on and keep it on until you sit down at your table, then you can take it off. If you have to go to the john, you have to put your mask back on to walk to the john and walk back to your table, then you can take your mask off again. They even do it when the seating is OUTDOORS!!
(general laughter ensues)
Obama: (laughing) Even the brothers! I can’t take it!
Pauly: Don’t tell me about your #ucking brothers…none of them are taking our jabs.
Obama: Yeah, well you frogs probably never heard of the Tuskegee experiment…the brothers remember.
Shah: Alright, let’s get back to the problem at hand. The whole point of the virus, besides blowing that #ucker Trump out of the White House for good, was to get the vaccines into every person on the planet who we don’t need and get the vax passports into place as a precursor for total social control enabled by a universal digital currency. Got it?
Schwab: Got…
Shah: Shut the #uck up!!
Gates: Hey, Rajiv, don’t you think that you are being a little hard on Klaus here? I mean he has really done a great job for us…that last book that he wrote, Covid 19, The Great Reset, really laid it all out…it was beautiful…
Shah: Beautiful, my ass!! Look, nobody read the Rockefeller Plan, nobody knew about the Rockefeller Plan except us masters of the universe. It’s not because we kept it secret, it’s just because we didn’t blast it all over the place like Mr. Klaus here did with his #ucking book! Remember that mafia boss in New York who decided it was a good idea to do a public relations campaign for the mob? Held a #ucking Italian-American mob rally at Columbus Circle. What the #uck! I wish that we could do to Klaus here what they did to that jerk.
Schwab: I won’t do it again, Mr. Shah, I promise.
Shah: Alright Billy, whatever. Anyway, we’ve been sailing along with the plan but the peons are rising up…have you seen the masses in the streets in Europe and Canada and Australia? They ran that twerp Trudeau back into his limousine…he couldn’t even do a campaign rally today for fear of his ego. They’re #ucking burning our vax passports! We have to put the screws to the peons now…Larry, Morty, and Loch…you control every major corporation on the face of the earth for us. You control everything that the peons eat and drink, everything that they are supposed to know, everything that entertains them, you control how they move about…you even control their governments. I know that the vax passports are only the first step to direct control over them, but there’s no way that they have so much freedom even now when we control so much.
Fink: You know, Rajiv, it’s a lot harder to do when you sort of have to convince people to give up their freedom, even if they don’t realize that they are doing it. I wish that we had Stalin’s balls…now there was a guy who knew how to take control…don’t like the plan? Bang, you’re dead. He made Adolf look like a piker…I think that he took out like fifty million or something like that, just took them out.
Buckley: Mao was even better at it. Anyway, short of just telling Coke to put strychnine into their Desani water, we do have to take a more subtle approach. After all, these corporations all have reputations to protect…if people think that they are murdering them the best marketing programs in the world ain’t gonna’ save their sales. Look, we’re pushing the vaccine passports with all the big boxes and the grocery chains…anybody who doesn’t submit won’t have enough energy to march in the streets…they’ll all be starving to death just like Stalin and Mao did to them!!
(general laughter ensues)
Crafter: You know Larry, we really could do a better job with our media corporations…all nine of them…they have got to make the old Pravda look like a local advertising rag. It’s time to pull out all the stops…no more of this subtlety shit. From now on its scorched earth…we tell them that if you don’t get the vax now, you are going to be burned at the stake just like they did back in Salem…actually they didn’t but it’s what everybody thinks…if you’re not vaxxed, you are told that you are murdering the vaxxed and we’re going to make you envy the dead. People will be lining up for their passports, and if anyone tries to fake one, we’ll say that they’re shot on sight. None of this will be true of course, but the fear will be as thick as mud and the mass psychosis will get us where we need to be. This is information war for god’s sake, and we have been playing patty cakes! Where is Hermann Goering when we need him?!
Rothschild: I think that Loch has a good idea there. We really have to hurry up and really turn the screws on them…in Israel, our absolutely best sucker country with close to 90% vaxxed, they’re dropping like flies now from the pathogenic priming that really starts kicking in about six months after the jab. We’re trying to sell that it’s the delta variant which of course is a total fairy tale, but the numbers don’t lie…it’s almost obvious that it is the vaxxed who are dying from the vax…and when the boosters kick in all hell will break loose if we don’t have things under control.
Charles, Prince of Wales: Can I tell Mum that everything will be alright Mr. Shah?
Shah: Yeah, tell her that I said hi and she can call me anytime if she has a problem.
Soros: OK, so Loch, you and Larry and Morty will get with the big nine and develop the scorched earth narrative and roll it out just like they did back in Germany in the 30’s…hell, I was there and they did such a great job. If that #ucker Adolf had stuck to his knitting and not invaded the Soviet Union we’d all be speaking German today and there would be a lot less Jews under foot, but that’s water over the dam.
Shah: Don’t remind me, George. OK, we’re done. Everybody take care now and Heil Hitler!!
(general laughter ensues)
[end of transcript]
