Some parade got shot up, but that's not important. In fact its not even believable until all evidence available to law enforcement is made publicly available to the American Jury at large.

The thing that makes this event so absolutely important is the indisputable fact that the girl/boy was in two places at the same time according to separate eyewitness accounts. He/she was both on the roof and on the ground simultaneously. This is bi-location and that is really interesting.

Additionally the girl/boy was plainly visible on the ground, where an eye witness recounted good detail, and yet no significant detail could be discerned by another eye witness who observed the girl/boy on a roof. This is variable visibleness and is also very interesting.

Taken together these two attributes present two very serious problems.

The LGBTFKTRDZ species are going to have to acknowledge that an individual can be both bi-present and variably visible at the same time. This will be the first time they/its/whatevers will have to acknowledge material fact in addition to already factualized fancy. Since the whatevers will not be able to challenge facts readily available in the media it will likely be a diffi cult transition for ... some word goes here.

The second and more serious problem presented is, what if liars and cheats and murders and thieves and other such learn to identify as bi-locational and variably visible? What would become of governments and politics? Lawmakers should take immediate steps to protect themselves from these dangerous attributes.