Me personally? I'm glad I'm 60, and on the downhill slope. I've lived a life when life was freer, was wild, reckless, got to do stuff I'd get arrested for now, not that I'm even capable of doin' what I used to do. I have very few vaccinations given to me when I was a wee crotch droppin' in the land of the cabbage people (Germany), went to school when they still taught some real stuff, historical propaganda not included (LIES, ALL LIES!), and was also around when the world was less crowded and there were still tons of open fields in town with blackberries and figs for the taking if you knew where the bushes and trees were. Now? My town is overbuilt with ugly flats, lots of homeless, gunshots a couple of times a week, and the list goes on. Now? Might as well add another circle to Dante's Hell.

If I'm lucky, I get a heart attack next week. (Hey! Things I joke about often happen, so. . .)