This is dated material, but it was in the archives as thus.

All below is apparently truth.
From the time I wrote it to now, everytime I start a new document, even a new letter, this template/story about the shroud keeps popping up.

An avatar of Jesus from the shroud of Turin.

http://www.history.com/shows/the-real-face-of-jesus/articles/the-technology

3-D imaging has produced a realistic interpretation of the body of a man who was crucified and whose burial shroud was preserved for thousands of years; whose image can not be explained by our present technology from the available data.

The image on the shroud is only 2 micrometers deep. The two top weaves of the linen cloth. It was not painted. There is blood residue. The image produced was from satellite topographic imaging software. The software that maps the earth from satellite images. This two dimensional piece of linen produced a three dimensional topographic map of the face of the man who was crucified.

Voila! Jesus Christ created in cyberspace!

My wife turned to me and said, “This is the second coming”.

Jesus just came back in real time.

I haven’t been able to refute her logic since, as much as it pains me to acknowledge.

A shroud, showing wounds consistent with every historical account, causes even the most skeptic to wonder and acknowledge the unknown which imprinted upon that cloth. My rational mind has no explanation, and neither does my irrational mind.

May the Gods smile upon ye as you traverse your way.