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Time To Laugh(New Jokes)

Just a few jokes I wrote earlier! Share if you wish!
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"Trump in the White House: Has anyone seen Monica Lewinsky?
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"Government agents are in search for a female suspect, wanted for; Money laundering, Child exploitation, Sex crimes with minors(children), Perjury, Pay to play through Clinton Foundation, Obstruction of justice, Other felony crimes; Authorities have strong reason to believe suspect has a 'body double' and purchased tickets to Dubai and/or Antarctica."
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"After all, there is a god... His name is Donald Trump."
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"For years now scientists have been saying California falling into the Ocean due to major earthquakes in the state is long overdue. Now they are saying this is most certain to happen since the majority of the state voted for Hillary and still she lost."
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"Es 'timos' los 'restores' la 'republicue' los 'estados unidos de america' says a latino climbing the invisible wall."

"President Putin: America has made the right choice, time for you to go back home Edward Snowden."
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"So who's fleeing America now that Trump has won? Anybody? I could have swore I heard a few here and there, including some 'Hollywood stars' saying such a thing. I doubt anyone would give a damn if they did flee".

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