"Someone Looked up Schumer’s Last Name on Ancestry.com, Made Shocking Discovery"
By Cillian Zeal
File this one under the category of “shocking, but not surprising” — Chuck Schumer’s last name means exactly what you think it does.
The Senate minority leader has been in Congress for more than two decades, while Ancestry.com traces its roots to the very non-digital year of 1984.
In spite of this, no one bothered looking the former’s name up with the latter until someone from Big League Politics decided to do it.
As it turns out, while the last name may not have been given to him, it couldn’t be more perfect:
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