Chicago's mayor needs to pull to the curb and let some of the air out of her head. Over the weekend 67 people were shot and 11 of them died. Mayor Light-in-the-head said, “We are making progress... but we have to do better.”
The Coronavirus Hoax is seeking to soon challenge the biggest hoax of them all, which came out of World War 2. It's got legs and people, as people do, are buying into it. You want to know why everything that seems like it shouldn't have happened in this world did happen? This is why. People believe what you tell them, unless, of course, unless you are telling them the truth. Here is the latest to come out of Florida, land of The Fish that Walk, the snails that are becoming condominiums and The Alligator Smorgasbord. Finally... as was announced here several years ago (and several times since); guess who is running for president? President Macho Camacho has thrown his pointed hat into the ring and the man whose girlfriend is auctioning off her soul has announced that he supports him.
West is courting the intellectuals, as confirmed by rocket surgeon, Paris Hilton, who posted her topless support (viewable in the article). It was probably the evidence of Kanye's superb command of the English language that got to her; “yo, whatchu [sic] all laughing at?" Hilton has long been known in academic circles as The Topless Philologist. She's also something of a savant at theoretical physics having dated Stephen Hawking for a couple of weeks. “I picked it up by osmosis,” she said. Hawking's said she should be credited with several of his mathematical constructs because her lap dancing expertise was “out of this world.” and had she not unscrewed his head and danced on the wires he could never have come up with them.
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