We're going to need some heavy hitters help from the Celestial Realm; masked sheep are sheared and emasculated. Meanwhile, the troglodyte armies are massing and wearing masks of a different order. It is most convenient that this COVID-Masking Phenom has gone ubiquitous, while the Masked and Retarded Pirates of the Apocalypse are burning down the infrastructure, which they will replace with an attractive desolation, suitable for ♫rape and pillage... rape and pillage... let's go out and burn down our own village♫
They couldn't get the president with the orchestrated impeachment efforts, or the relentless slander and besmirchment, so they dressed up Paranoia in a Hazmat Halloween suit and put him up like replicating scarecrows in the GMO cornfields of our manipulated imaginations. They think this will do the trick and you can look for it all to disappear if they manage to get rid of him. That IS WHAT'S GOING ON.
The Ineffable; ALL PRAISES TO HIS GLORY AND EVERLASTING SPLENDOR AND MIGHT saw that humanity had devolved into a pot-bellied complacency, while narcotizing itself into dreams of cottage cheese asses, chemically welded into pleather couch cushions from IKEA and said... in reverse to the last day of creation, “This is not good.”. Therefore he instructed the kennel guardians to remove the protective fencing from the All you can Dismember and Eat Buffet and let them go crazy on it; anything to get them up off of those couches, before he had to call in the Creme Brulee, butane torch-wielding, Guy Fieri lookalikes to employ more extreme disengagement tactics.
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