And finally went to get a colonoscopy.
8 years late from the standard
They of course found the tumor
In my rectum.
Just above Yranus.
We can cut it out, bag for a few months,
During healing,
But first you need 7 months of radiation and chemo.
Because we want a cure....
So it will never come back again.

What should I do in the meantime?
Should I prepare for chemo?
That's not necessary. Continue to live as you always have, no prep or change in diet is necessary. We'll take care of it with radiation, injected chemo and finally, cutting out your asshole so you are no longer a pain in mine.
Because you are on Medicaid and I am only going to do the minimal shit that they are going to pay for.
Whoops!! Upside my head.. Didn't mean to let that slip from my lips but that's the truth.
We'll allow your tumor to grow and grow until surgery is no longer an option and you will continue to be our bitch slave beholden to our miracle treatments that show just enough improvement every year to show we're winning the war against cancer but damn so sorry yours just doesn't quite fit the profile we're going to kill you with kindness while we destroy your body with every toxic fucking radiated substance we can think of.
Can I get a Hallelujah!! Again, Halleluhah!! Hallelujah!!!