I am monitoring the rate of Crazy, as it increases the speed of its approach. I have access to a certain internal technology that makes it possible for me to see and measure this. Not everyone is so fortunate in this regard, due to excessive self-regard. That is the death of Objective Reasoning and Objective Perspective. According to my data, the 'projected' reading for coming months, indicates a significant increase in Wangdangdoodle, coming into a state of critical mass somewhere between Halloween (most appropriate) and Thanksgiving (even more appropriate). Can Christmas and The War of Christmas be far behind?
Diversity and Inclusiveness are FINALLY leading to long-needed assistance for trans-humans. Once the vaccines have rendered them into complacent vehicles, you can look for the arrival of Vibrating Butt-Plugs, tuned to the right frequency, for college students in need of FOCUS and Concentration. Laboratory tests have shown it was a real help for rats and chimps while listening to lectures on Physics. The next steps appear to be implants and nipple clamps. Ain't science wonderful? We're talking real Bill Nye country.
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