Kanye West... I remember him showing up a while back. I remember him being heralded as a genius. He reminded me of an inarticulate Rod Mckuen huffing glue on PCP... but with less talent. The banality of the lyrics, which are also coarse and generally meaningless commentaries on meaningless things, took him off my radar. He kept popping up with endless acclaim from the media, and for which there was zero justification, so... I knew he had cut some kind of a deal with The Ruler of This World
Then he hooked up with The Queen of Vinyl Floor Coverings and Monsanto Desert Toppings (in the aerosol container)... the Formica Fatale of Cheap Perfume and Empty Succubi Couplings, like an animatronic Barbie that keeps shorting out... or a Klaus Barbie that keeps marching into a wall until he falls down and then goes round and round on the horizontal marching leg till the batteries die; something like that.
He kept making more and more money. It seems he went from 250 million to almost 5 billion in a very short time. Meanwhile, he went and mainlined Satan's First Family of Reality TV, where they do endless auditions for their upcoming Season in Hell; which is a little like a stint at Vegas, without the hookers and the drugs. Then he had offspring. Then he wanted to be president. Then he embraced Trump. Then he got the revival Jesus Bug without any Jesus. Then his wife started divorcing him, and ran off with an offspring from the union of Carrot Top and an unidentified female from Goon-Land; at least that is what the Genetic-Read tells me. Now The Yeester has lost what little mental faculties he ever possessed and is doing reality TV in real life... acting out on The Big Stage for the whole world to see.
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