Sky Sunshine Saxon did have good points, but he was also an irresponsible jerk in many others. It was his crotch droppin' I threatened to flush down the toilet. My nosey-poo met him, and it was an OK meeting, but I'm glad I wasn't there. He was a good musician, though. Birth name Richard Marsh. I didn't have a very high opinion of him, so of course I had to slaughter his best song. Never did record it, but here's the lyrics, and if we did record it, it would have credited to MARSH GAS for the one song band name:

(You're snorflin' too hard, uh-snorflin' on me
You're snorflin' too hard, uh-what you want my nose to be
You're snorflin' too hard about the nose you blow
You're snorflin' too hard every night or so
You're snorflin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard on me (too hard)

Well all my nose wants is to just be free
Flare my nostrils the way I wanna be
All I want is to just have fun

Blow my nose like it's just begun
But you're snorflin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard on me (too hard)

Well, better flare, my girl and what I'm tellin' you
You better flare those nostrils, or we are through
You better stop all your snorflin' around
Stop your snot runnin' all over town
'Cause you're snorflin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard on me (too hard)

Well I know there's a lotta nares in the sea
I know some would-uh snorfle by me
So if you don't think I'm gonna try
You better ask yourself when the snot runs dry
'Cause you're snorflin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard on me (too hard)

Snorflin' too hard, pushin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard, pushin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard, pushin' too hard
Snorflin' too hard on me (too hard)

By 'MARSH GAS')

HEY! WHAT'S A NOSE TO DO WITH PEOPLE THEY DON'T LIKE?!

But I love the original song. It's just that. . .I can never leave well enough alone.