gra·tu·i·ty
noun
a tip given to a waiter, taxicab driver, etc.
Similar:
tip
gift
present
donation
reward
handout

recompense

IF a restaurant demands a gratuity, isn't it a fee? I already refuse to eat at them anymore, and 'gratuity' demands (20%) concepts just infuriate me more. DIE, BIOTCHES, DIE!

No problem here. I make the best macaroni salad on the planet, and the pizza I put together yesterday?

Trader Joe's tomato/red onion focaccia that cost me $2.99
I added sweet onion, 1/2 a pound of white (They were out of the more cost effective Criminis) mushrooms cut in half and sauteed in butter and garlic olive oil, marinated sun dried tomatoes, thick slices of Romano cheese, spinach, uncooked capers and raw green onion on top. I also poured the butter/olive oil/mushroom water on the pizza. Unfortunately I forgot to throw on the crushed peppers, but I ate the whole thing yesterday, and it showed when I weighed myself.

You can't get that ANYWHERE! As fer de macaroni salad. . .

Macaroni
Trader Joe's organic mayo
Trader Joe's garlic mustard sauce or horseradish mustard, or both
celery
sweet onion
fresh tomato
bell pepper
capers
butter sauteed mushrooms cut in half
chives
Kalamata olive pieces
marinated sun dried tomatoes
garlic powder
a little black pepper
sage

I don't measure anything. It's also sometimes fun to watch me in the kitchen when in a hyped mood. The Tazmanian Devil as in Taz, and Ronco Turnip Twaddler in one.