I was talking about a slow-walking tsunami yesterday. The kind of thing that you see way off in the distance. It's taking forever to where you are... so... you kinda forget it's there. Every now and then... you look up and you see it's gotten incrementally closer, BUT... it's still way off on the far horizon. You've learned to live with it. Maybe it won't ever show up.
Maybe The Earth is flat and the tsunami is on another planetary body, like The Sun... which any card-carrying retard will tell you is only 30 kilometers away... off in the land where pigs fly and politicians don't lie, and Drano's a good chaser... for a double shot of Monsanto... straight up. If you want to order that in a bar, you ask for a Last Roundup; “I'll have a Last Roundup and one for the little lady at the end down there”
Okay... maybe I got a little sidetracked there. This is Origami, not Petri Dish, and the good news is that the tsunami is only marginally closer. I'm not sure what marginal means here, but I suspect it's no real distance. That's the good news. The bad news is that the tsunami is an optical illusion, and it could close whatever the apparent distance is in a heartbeat. I could even say it's all in your mind, and... I'd be right. It is all in your mind, and so is everything else. Really.
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