There is a longstanding tradition of insanity that attends one's mind being fixed on sacred cows. One such sacred cow is this intelligence agency creation of The Flat Earth Theory. Recently, a fellow who had... previously... been giving the impression of being relatively sane... went off the hook... due to my repudiation of The Flat Earth Perspective.
He began to insist that he never said The Earth was flat. It was the water that was flat. Now I am a little confused about the geometry... that would allow for flat water... on a round Earth. I have considered this... for about a New York Minute, and I have a suggestion for anyone... at any future time... who believes the oceans are flat, and I should add that soda... beer, and various similar liquids all go flat if you leave them out, and... whaddya gonna do about that? Someone left the ocean out a long time ago; no wonder it's flat.
Okay. Are you ready? Do you have a sharpened pencil? Do not sharpen your pen if you are using a pen. I know some people have done this in the past with... uh... mixed results? Do you have a blank sheet of paper on your desk in front of you? Good. Good.
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