Congratulations if you get one. You have become a parasitic 'pet'. (There's another word for that.) You are conditionally owned. Say goodbye to personal sovereignty. Act right, or you will be taken to the pound and traded in for another.

And much of the world's population is programmed to dream of that life situation. Is it worth it from a Cosmic Perspective? The vile thing I used to get here was/is like that. It took three tries to find the perfect 'host'. The quim's a great actress under the right circumstances.

Orkin or Teminix doesn't deal with these, however.