BREAKING NEWS: The double agent known as Seawitch, a common poster on alternative news sites, has been arrested by special forces and found guilty by a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, insider sources say. For years, this double agent has been spreading false news as controlled opposition to placate honest Americans. This false sense of security that 'the bad guys were arrested' lulls the gullible readership into a false sense of security, so they think everything is fine and do nothing of their own volition to make America Great Again, but instead idly sit by and gorge on entertainment and fake news. This is exactly how the deep state controls the masses of sheeple, by flooding the alternative news sites with fake information leading the populace to believe that the good guys are in complete control behind the scenes.

The reality is quite different. The former country or more specifically, the corporation known as the Unites States of America is in complete financial and political freefall. Total collapse is imminent, as the current farce of the Democrat party is exposed to the world. Seawitch was caught accepting bribes from the most evil megadonors and was caught using a team of highly trained remote viewing channelers, autists, and blockchain researchers who tracked down the illicit funds.

All future posts by Seawitch can now be confirmed to be completely false psy op and are posted by an advanced AI bot account. Secret Space Force investigators are also carefully monitoring notorious disinformation posters such as Mr. Ed, Bennet Ross, Kabumir, and others who cannot be named due to operational security reasons. Those pushing the fake global currency reset, Dinar/ Dong scam will also be arrested.

Seawitch was executed by lethal injection, firing squad, and what was left of the remains were disposed of via cremation, sources confirm. Her ashes were then mixed into concrete that is being used to build a new deep underground detention facility. The website where she copies and pastes her fake news has had their servers attacked by DDoS, which fried their mainframes. This post is a real as all the ones made by Seawitch.