Donald John Trump or... DJ Hommie... as I would call him on those occasions when he would reach out to me on the phone, gave one of the most amazing... rousing... and stirring speeches I've ever heard following the swearing-in. I shut my phone off over ten years ago, so... I guess he probably thinks I don't love him anymore. It's not true, Mr. President. I've just been wary... very wary in recent years because everyone lies now; especially politicians. If you weren't lying today... yesterday, if you are reading this now... then you are going to be remembered as one of our greatest presidents ever. I can goldarn guarantee that!
Dear God... I pray that our president be given the strength and integrity to stay the course. Today, I watched the previous... corrupt presidents all in a row. I saw our most glib and avuncular... horn-dog president. I saw our most evil and obtuse president. I saw our first gay president. I saw our most opportunistic and self-serving presidents with their Rottweiler Wives, with the exception of whatever that is that is associated with Bo-bana-banana-slamma-Obama. Our once and future president stands head and shoulders above them, but certain things trouble me.
Why were the 3-stooges there... dressed as clergymen? The first one sounded like a used car dealer and may well have been one. The second one was a bad Saturday Night Live skit from an Eddie Murphy movie who is soon to be a South Park regular, and the last one sounded like he should have been answering the phones at Inotech; featured in that remarkable film, Office Space; “I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday...”
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