March 9, 2026
Putin Congratulates New Iranian Leader As Trump Continues To Wage "The Retard War"
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A continued shattering of the Western New World Order in a new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Khamenei was elected by Iranian religious scholars to be the third Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution, says President Putin quickly announced: “To His Excellency Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei...Please accept my sincere congratulations on your election as Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran”.
Nearly a fortnight ago on 24 February, four days before Trump's Zionist Israeli 'handlers' declared War on Iran, this report notes, the rapidly approaching the cliff-edge of bankruptcy by the US Corporation's President Donald Trump who proclaimed during his State of the Union address: “The roaring economy is roaring like never before...You know, we set the all-time record in history with the Dow going to 50,000”, but as oil prices surge near $120 a barrel today because of the Retard War, the Dow has lost 4,000 points in a day shy of two weeks.
While watching soaring oil prices crash stock markets all around the world, this report continues, President Trump posted the defiant declaration: “Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for the U.S.A., and World, for Safety and Peace...ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY !” —a hollowly defiant declaration joined with the news: “The Israel Defense Forces threatened to assassinate anyone who replaces the slain Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as Iran’s supreme leader” —and Neocon warmonger United States Senator Lindsey Graham gleefully proclaimed about Israel's planned killing of the new Iranian leader: “When this regime goes down, we’re going to have a new Middle East, we are going to make a ton of money”.
Yesterday, this report details, President Trump said that the decision to end the war against Iran would be made jointly with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, with him stating: “I think it’s mutual a little bit...We’ve been talking...I’ll make a decision at the right time, but everything’s going to be taken into account” —and as for the “everything” President Trump is taking into account before he decides to end his 'handlers' war, it includes world-renowned retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson factually revealing:
Let’s start with the big news from a US Intelligence Community leak to the Washington Post… John Hudson and Warren P. Strobel got the story:
A classified report by the National Intelligence Council found that even a large-scale assault on Iran launched by the United States would be unlikely to oust the Islamic Republic’s entrenched military and clerical establishment, a sobering assessment as the Trump administration raises the specter of an extended military campaign that officials say has “only just begun”.
The findings, confirmed to The Washington Post by three people familiar with the report’s contents, raise doubts about President Donald Trump’s declared plan to “clean out” Iran’s leadership structure and install a ruler of his choosing.
The report, completed about a week before the United States and Israel initiated the war on Feb. 28, outlined succession scenarios stemming from either a narrowly tailored campaign against Iran’s leaders, or a broader assault against its leadership and government institutions, the people familiar with its findings said. In both cases, the intelligence concluded that Iran’s clerical and military establishment would respond to the killing of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by following protocols designed to preserve continuity of power, these people said.
This means the War in Iran is not going well in terms of Western interests, and the US Intelligence Community is beginning the Washington game of, “Don’t blame me, I warned you not to do it”.
I don’t know if Tulsi Gabbard authorized this leak, or if it came from senior analysts from the four principal agencies that were involved in writing this classified report — i.e., the CIA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, State Department’s Bureau of Intelligence and Research, and the National Security Agency.
It's important to understand that this report was produced by the National Intelligence Council, aka the NIC, which is under the direct control of Tulsi Gabbard.
In any event I see this as a clear signal from people involved in producing this report that they will not be the scapegoats when the Iran War turns into a debacle for Donald Trump.
As to why the National Intelligence Council is playing the “don’t blame me” game with President Trump, this report concludes, is documented in the open letter “The Retard War”, that scathingly observed:
The Retard War began on the 28th of February 2026 when the Israeli-controlled Americans bombed the spiritual leader of Shia Islam and 168 girls in an Iranian primary-school.
That was it, and this is why the woke was put away, this is why Trump’s myriad of legal challenges and Court cases were mysteriously dropped. This, as ordained by God, was why Trump survived assassination. It wasn’t a “forever war”, because it wasn’t a war, it was a “special military intervention”, or a “precision strike mission”, or some word-salad BS thing.
The 'Grand Strategy' was to prevent Iran from ever attaining the nuclear weapons programme that had been obliterated the previous year. As well as regime change, disarmament, and allowing Iranian women to post on OnlyFans.
Soon after, the regime change section was walked back.
What remained was the dedication to drag the wild-eyed mullahs and Islamo-zealots into the 21st Century and secular sophistication, at least according to God’s Chosen People and the Christian Zionists preparing for the Rapture and the world being bathed in whirling plumes of fire and death before Christ’s return.
The Retard War differed from previous sojourns into the sands of Arabia and mountains of Persia in that the post-Fukuyama End of History intellectual framing had been dispensed with entirely; instead, the Retard War ran on memes and slick edits of Hollywood franchises and HBO series dramas.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (Penis Hog'sBreath) adopted the persona of cold technocrats from early-2000s tv shows such as The Bourne Identity or Tom Clancy films, but he did it more so. It was a living breathing pastiche of media, depicting war planning from decades ago, aka the fish finger to Baudrillard’s freshly caught cod. A copy of a depiction of a cliché based on Robert McNamara or Donald Rumsfeld.
It was no longer enough to talk matter-of-factly about assets or forces; the Retard War demanded “War-Fighters” and “Warriors”, because hyperbolic language plays better in social media algorithms than flat-faced facts and reality driven perspectives.
The problem was that the Washingtonian social media teams had entered the meme game just as the social-capital of Zionism had reached rock bottom, and the general consensus online was that Israel was a warmongering lunatic sycophantic State that had corrupted all of the institutions of power in America (which unfortunately is true).
In the face of such animosity, the greatest advocates of The Retard War simply reheated 20-year-old lame-brain counter-jihad propaganda while State-paid sycophantic posters online attempted a “might makes right” moral framing, thus the messaging was a gloopy porridge of both victimhood and will-to-power along with a side-order of hubris smothered in underwear.
But nobody really cared nor gave a shit about their attempts at self-serving rationalizations.
The Retard War grand strategy was to decapitate the Iranian regime by killing an 86-year-old theocrat with cancer, in the hope that the disorganized masses would spontaneously rise up and coordinate a new government to replace the Revolutionary Republic and any desires to remain clinging to a moral set of religious values.
Alas, this plan was hampered by American and Israeli war-fighters killing figureheads in Tehran and Donald Trump rejecting the West’s favourite substitute, the Shah’s son, Reza Pahlavi. Moreover, the Iranian State didn’t actually run on the whims of a Dr. Evil Palpatine type individual, but had a sprawling bureaucracy and an extensive Civil Service social layer that manages to keep the nation ticking over despite any bombs and/or assassinations.
Washington, having spent the previous month insulting, annoying, and threatening their own friends and allies in Europe over Greenland, was nevertheless somehow surprised by European reluctance to participate in this new Middle Eastern adventure of overwhelming hubris.
On the broader world stage, one gets the impression that this forever-war is the Götterdämmerung of MAGA and the Trump.
The betrayal is so staggering, so complete that it defies any normal definition or description.
It is, though, emblematic of a post-narrative, post-intellectual era in which the powerful can “just do any thing they want”; it’s just that in reality Trump isn’t Conan the Barbarian, but a tattooed prick pretending to be Ed Harris collapsing the world so Israel can steal land and fulfill the grander project of a self-imagined destiny. This faux “Might Makes Right” framing is utterly hollow because, in 2026 everyone can see that the fox-like schemers and corrupters who actually control this world have the faux-mighty leashed like a subservient dog.
We can but hope that this Retard War conflict comes to a close soon as the already manifesting collateral damage is beginning to become noticeable. Yet, it now seems that Russia and China are clandestinely shuttling money, intelligence and weapon parts into Iran, because they think the Great Retarded Titan of the West has become ensnared in his own hubris – and as always, it will be mostly poor white boys who die a meaningless death in foreign lands for naught.
