Oops … it must have been a very very good nose in its last life. It can’t wear a nose fur coat in CA weather (maybe hardly ever, depending on altitude) but it sure didn’t get reincarnated with bald nostrils! What a gorgeous stache/natural nose hair extension, and so perfect that it doesn’t wax it into a ridiculously gravity-defying shape … or does that ever fit into a THOOT ritual?! (Don’t want to unintentionally insult and get reincarnated with bald nostrils … especially not with all the particulate matter in our modern atmosphere - just asking for exacerbated (seriously deadly) small pox combined with that poison. :-(

Is it a synthesizer or a violin in LYA? It seems more like a violin, but … can’t be too sure when its HAARP Unit is being played!

: LYA is my favourite song that my nosey-poo wrote. 'It' will be
: thrilled to find this post when 'it' gets home. (We both
: belong to The Holey Order of the Septum, and by joining;
: one identifies completely with and lives for THE NOSE, and
: must disavow gender in English speaking countries where
: noses have no gender, and adopt the gender of whatever
: gender a nose is assigned by countries that assign a nose a
: gender. Hey! It's cheaper than surgery.)

: And according to THOOTS doctrine, if you were a good nose when
: you die, you get a nose hair coat, and if you were a bad
: nose when you die, you get reincarnated with bald nostrils.
: Now if that's not a fate worse than smallpox, what is?