I was thinking the dragon thing was kind of sexy, till she said he was cutting off his nads. Oh well, probably couldn't handle a 10 ft. reptile anyway...but a man can dream.

: http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/tiamat-the-dragon-ladys-transformation

: Speaking of Tiamat, regarding my last post; this former
: sausage casing is now a dragoness. Or would that be
: 'dragonette'? Interesting case, to say the least.

: I can't begin to imagine putting myself through 1/10th of what
: this individual had done to itself. Then again, I can't put
: myself through getting a new car or a credit card, either.

: Sheesh! At least all you have to do to become a 'Nose' is to
: declare yourself a member of 'The Holey Order of the

: Septum'. No surgery required. Why join? Hey! Legend has it
: if you were a good nose when you die, you get a nose hair
: coat. That alone makes it worth it. However, if you are a
: bad nose when you die, you get reincarnated with bald
: nostrils.

: I musta been a very bad nose in my former life.